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Wednesday, December 8th, 2004
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happy birthday, adam. i might get you something that doesn't involve having sex with me, because the little woman wouldn't like that much. have a good one, man.
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Thursday, December 2nd, 2004
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| Time: | 3:26 pm. |
| Mood: | jubilant. |
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shit i'm at four weeks better update don't want anyone fishy sneaking in here do we!
what's new? nothing! my band keeps talking about my penis, ryan is still stoned, adam is still sleeping with everyone but me, and dan is still eating everything. i think philip is still going to church too. who cares because i have chipmunks. did you know they squeakily bark when prodded? neither did i until i got out the stick.
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Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004
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| Time: | 5:26 pm. |
| Mood: | bored. |
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happy birthday, dan, you big headed bastard. all joking aside, i love you, even when you make fun of me. have a good one.
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Sunday, August 15th, 2004
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| Time: | 1:40 am. |
| Mood: | cheerful. |
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Dan deleted, but I got Ryan. I think this is a win win situation. At least it made me happy enough to update. Not that I love Ryan more than Dan.
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Saturday, July 17th, 2004
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i need sleep, a shower, and my back to be popped. oh and to remember to update this without branden yelling at me. so until the next six weeks.
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so godsmack's douche bag fucking crew and some local security decided to fuck up my band. how fucking lovely. let's get four three hundred pound guys on top of adam who weighs a third of one of them. fuck. and i'm still pissed i wasn't there because i decided to be clean and go shower.
at least this gave me a reason not to go past 6 weeks.
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Thursday, April 22nd, 2004
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| Time: | 7:17 pm. |
| Mood: | brandenish. |
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this is branden updating for josh and i just am updating to say i hate him and i am glad he is not on tour with us anymore and i hope one of their speakers catches on fire again and falls on top of him and his drum kit and they throw him around in the snow to try to put him out too
bye
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Tuesday, March 16th, 2004
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| Time: | 11:24 pm. |
| Mood: | okay. |
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Dan updated so I guess that means I have to. Goddammit. From now on I'm going to stick to short rhyming posts to make my life easy.
So the Meteora tour has been over for about a week which is sad. The inflatable penises, the blowup dolls, the orgies. Good times. I don't think Dan liked the orgies though. But he's the only one I share my chips and dip with though, that proves he is my one and only! We rimmed donuts last night. We have hot, sweaty nights filled with glaze and sprinkles, mmm. How tawdry.
There is your update. - Josh
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Wednesday, February 18th, 2004
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| Time: | 6:28 pm. |
| Mood: | sore. |
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I have so much snot in my head I think I can hear it. I'm waiting for it to start oozing out of my tit. Speaking of tits, Dan is one. Well this has been fun. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I. Bye. - Josh
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Saturday, January 24th, 2004
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